Give Me Another Sign!

Highway sign spotted in Pennsylvania (where we know that they take their driving tests in a parking lot...):  "At night turn lights on for safety."

Yakima, WA store name:  "New Yak City."

Seen in Waterloo, IA:  "Grout Museum"  (Oh, please don't make me go there!)

Sign on a fence near Los Fresnos, TX:  "9 Toes Shredding."  No thanks.