The caddie replied, "Oh no, sir, that would be too much of a coincidence...."
The old geezer asked the gym attendant, "Which of these machines should I use to attract that lovely young thing working out over there?"
The attendant looked him up and down and said, "Try the ATM machine in the lobby...."
After hearing he had six months to live the patient asked, "What can I do to prolong my life?"
His doctor said, "Marry a woman with lots of kids, move to Oklahoma and buy a 1992 Dodge pick-up truck."
"How will that prolong my life??"
"It won't, but those six months will seem like an eternity."
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