Can You Take a Joke?

An older man and his wife were taking memory lessons.  Their neighbor asked how it was going and the man said, "Just great!  They teach you a wonderful way to remember people's names."

"Who is your instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Well, let's see, what is that flower that is red and grows on a long stem with thorns?"

"A rose."

"Oh yes," said the man, turning to his wife.  "Hey, Rose, what's our teacher's name?"

A horse walked into a bar.  The bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

A penguin walked into a bar and said, "Has my father been in here?"  The bartender said, "I don't know.  What does he look like?"

Ba-dum-bum....