Atlas Shrugged: The Road to Nowhere

How often, while traveling, have you seen a highway sign that almost read like a sentence until you realized it was listing the names of upcoming towns?  Never?  Hmmm.  Well here are some exit signs we'd like to see.  The town names are real; their proximity to each other is surreal!

In South Carolina: 
NEXT 3 EXITS
IVA LATTA CLOVER

In Texas:
EXIT NOW
OATMEAL RAISIN
and
EXIT LEFT AND RIGHT
KENEDY NIXON

In Oklahoma:
ANTLERS GORE BEAVER
RIGHT LANE ONLY

In North Carolina:
EXIT ONLY
TOAST TRIANGLE
and
APEX HIGH POINT
10 MILES

In California:
EXIT NOW
WEED
HAPPY CAMP
HIGHLAND

In New York:
LIVERPOOL MUTTONTOWN RYE
EXIT CLOSED

And in North Dakota:
ROLLA CANNON BALL
THIS EXIT