Old proverb: "To speak the names of the departed is to make them live again."

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Can You Take A Joke?

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, with his wife by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful,' then fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'

She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
The doctor replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'

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