Old proverb: "To speak the names of the departed is to make them live again."

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Sign Me Up!

(From a senior citizens' publication:)
Interesting Ads and Signs
  • Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale! 
  • For Sale:  Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
  • For sale:  A quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.  (Wow!)
  • We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1. 
  • Our bikinis are exciting.  They're simply the tops!
  • Save regularly in our bank.  You'll never reget it!
  • Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
  • Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it!

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