Joke Corner

1.  The men's room at a service station was vandalized and all the fixtures were stolen.  The owner asked the police about the case and the officer in charge said, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."

2.  Lady goes to get her hair done and mentions she's going on a European vacation.  "We'll fly Continental to Rome, stay at the opulent Casa D'Oro Hotel and even visit the Vatican and see the Pope!" she exclaims.

Hairdressers sniffs, "Continental's planes are old, the food stinks and the attendants are all old and ugly.  Rome is so hot this time of year, and that hotel?  Seedy and run down.  And if you see the Pope, you'll be so far away he'll look like an ant."

Lady comes back from vacation and goes for a hair cut.  "We got to fly on Continental's newest plane, and we were bumped up to first class (steak for supper -- yum!) and the attendants were young and good looking and so attentive!  A cold front was stalled over Rome and the weather was perfect.  The hotel had been newly renovated, and because they over-booked they gave us the Presidential suite at no extra charge.  Oh, and at the Vatican one of the Swiss Guards tapped me on the shoulder and said the Pope likes to meet a few visitors in person every day!  He ushered us into the Pope's private office and there he was -- I knelt and said a prayer, and the Pope murmured a few words.  What a vacation!"

"Hmph.  What exactly did the Pope say?"

" 'Who messed up your hair??' "